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takeyourdramamine:

marching band may come and go, but the scars on the back of my heels are forever

jagweedish:

jontronshat:

foggypebble:

I don’t like the way this makes it seem like women become hysterical and make bad decisions whenever they get their periods, all that really happens is some cramping, possible IBS-esque symptoms, and flucuations in energy and hunger. I know it’s a joke but so are “Oh! are you saying this cuz you’re on your period?” jokes.

flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

He stared at her, knowing with certainty that he was falling in love. He pulled her close and kissed her beneath a blanket of stars, wondering how on earth he’d been lucky enough to find her.
Nicholas Sparks (via realizes)

achievementhunterislife:

Sometimes I’m Finn, other times I’m Jake.

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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itscherryamber:

amurrrka:

peace-love-sex-music:

STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.

VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.

PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL

THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN

WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS

HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.

WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.

Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.

hurinthalions:

my favorite thing is when the partner that’s super loud and commanding and draws all the attention in public is the one that whines quietly as they’re pinned down to the mattress and forced to take what’s given to them while their partner whispers filthy things into their ear

Don’t become so good at hiding your problems that everyone believes you don’t have any. Accept vulnerability.
iamthe-timelord:

barrymanihoe:

Nice

ah yes finally a ice cream shop for me

iamthe-timelord:

barrymanihoe:

Nice

ah yes finally a ice cream shop for me


I picked up an issue of Cosmopolitan the other day that had tips for job interviews, because I was like, “I need to get better at interviews.” The article was basically about how to get someone not to hate you in 20 minutes. Every single thing they told you not to do, I was like, “I do that every day.” - Jennifer Lawrence

I picked up an issue of Cosmopolitan the other day that had tips for job interviews, because I was like, “I need to get better at interviews.” The article was basically about how to get someone not to hate you in 20 minutes. Every single thing they told you not to do, I was like, “I do that every day.” - Jennifer Lawrence

star-driver:

officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

what the fuck is this

nosdrinker:

meladoodle:

i wonder how many people have jacked off to this photoset i’m gonna say at least double digits

he looks like willy wonka